30 of the most witty signs and inscriptions from the Simpsons»
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By Pictolic https://mail.pictolic.com/article/30-of-the-most-witty-signs-and-inscriptions-from-the-simpsons.htmlOver the years of the Simpsons series, its creators have managed to give us thousands of great jokes, hundreds of witty antics and a couple of dozen memorable interjections. They don't miss a single detail! Signs, signs, and inscriptions may appear in the frame for only a few seconds, but they are hilariously funny… Here are the funniest ones.
"We are not racists. But we are the favorite channel of racists!»
"Child psychiatrist. Imaginary friends come here to die!»
"No entry allowed! But you can come in — I'm a sign, not a cop»
Dying is scarier than losing weight! ("die" - die, "diet" - diet)
"A party for parents and teachers. We are abandoned by the accusations!»
"The Kingdom of wild animals. Born free, living behind bars»
"Pharmacy for mothers and sons" Oedipus“»
"Springfield Hospital. We will provide a qualified solution — or perform an autopsy for free!»
"Gun Shop" Sea of blood, mountains of corpses“»
"Color taxi»
"The Springfield Zoo. Look at your favorite animal in prison!»
"BEER IS FREE! And now that I've got your attention: a lost girl, Lisa Simpson, 8 years old. P.S. No free beer!»
"Don't touch-Willie»
"Springfield Christian School. We make fundamentalist dogmas funny!»
"You're entering Winnipeg. We were born here. What are your excuses?»
"Welcome to the Lollipop festival! Free lollipops-Hall #1, rat poison in the form of lollipops-Hall #11»
"Trump: America, you can be my ex-wife!»
"Don't run away from here, please!»
"The Springfield nuclear plant is still operating. What a blessing that the appeal lasts so long!»
"We want the worst for everyone! We are pure evil!»
"Springfield Psychiatric Center. Maybe you don't have bugs crawling all over you!»
"So you've ruined your life»
"The death of a bedbug. Terminators»
"Christy celebrates the year of sobriety!.. Oh, sorry, the event is canceled»
"Food Chain»
The "piercing" goes in and out." Let's punch a hole in everything that hangs down!»
"The first church of Springfield. No shoes and no shirt-no escape!»
"Springfield Heights Shopping Street. We can't discriminate against you, but our prices will do it for us!»
"Springfield High School. Today: ballet class. Tomorrow: closed — fix gas leak»
"Monument to a living tree»
Keywords: Lettering | The simpsons | Funny | Sign
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